When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.