No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.

The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.

When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.

I never wanted to churn it out. Comedians tend to work all the time. They never put it down like musicians who might make an album then take three or four years off to recharge their batteries. Comedians tend to work straight through and they get stale because of that. Even when I didn't have a lot of money I never ever did it unless I had something new to say.

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.