People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.

I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.

It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.

We treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we did. We were hanging black people. We treat it like a fad instead of a disease that eradicates millions of people. You've got to get it at a lab, and study it, and see its origins, and see what it's immune to and what breaks it down.

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.