Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.

Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth - hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!

When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.

We treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we did. We were hanging black people. We treat it like a fad instead of a disease that eradicates millions of people. You've got to get it at a lab, and study it, and see its origins, and see what it's immune to and what breaks it down.

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.