Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.

I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

Men do not settle down. Men surrender.