People say, 'Why is he bored with her?' Because he's a human being, that's why; same way his wife is bored with him. That is marriage - anything that's supposed to be forever, your going to get bored with it. And there is nothing wrong with it, so don't take it personal; if you are with somebody for ten years and they are not bored with you? Then something is wrong with them.

Men are only as unfaithful as their options.

Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.

Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, "I can't even put gas in my plane!"

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.