When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.

There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?