A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.

I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.

I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show.