A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.

I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.

That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!

When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'

Men do not settle down. Men surrender.