Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, "OK, I was wrong." It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.

Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get my hair cut on Dekalb Avenue. I never been in a barbershop and heard a bunch of brothers talking about Jews. Black people don't hate Jews. Black people hate white people! We don't got time to dice white people up into little groups. I hate everybody! I don't care if you just got here. "Hey, I'm Romanian." "You Romanian cracker!"

Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.