Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.
I do what I can do when I can do it.
I like talking about subjects that aren't funny in the first place and making them funny. So anything down and depressing is something I'll talk about.
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.