So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, "OK, I was wrong." It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.

You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.

Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.

I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.