Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.