Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.

I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.

It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.

I pray there's a God...I know there's an Oprah.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.