We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.

Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.

A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.

Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.

You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'