By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.