I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.
I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.