We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.

Being a comedian is a lot like being an athlete. If you're Carl Lewis and you're the fastest, then no matter what you're the fastest.

If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.

If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.