America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you're writing and you're doubting. But when I'm with my kids and my family, it's all about them.

Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.

I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show.

I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.

There's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.