I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.

I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.

I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.