You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
Kennedy didn't beat Nixon. Satire beat Nixon.
I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.