You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.

I pray there's a God...I know there's an Oprah.

Money is the best lotion in the world.

I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.

I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.