You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
Chris RockThere are a lot of good comics, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics - there are black comics that work only black crowds, gay comics that do only gay crowds, and southern comics that only work down South, and so on with Asian, Latino, Indian, midgets, etc. The previous generation's comics were better because they had to make everybody laugh.
Chris RockWhenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
Chris RockA black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
Chris RockKids raised on a culture of โWeโre not going to keep score in the game because we donโt want anybody to lose.โ Or just ignoring race to a fault. You canโt say โthe black kid over there.โ No, itโs โthe guy with the red shoes.โ You canโt even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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