I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.

A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage, you're not living in your head.

America is the greatest country in the whole world.