I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

I love black people, but I hate niggers.

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.