I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.