Guys play characters that won't grow up and something catastrophic happens and they have to grow up to save the day - that's pretty much what today's comedy is about.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.

I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.

If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.

There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking about what they see. But we seldom talk about what we feel.

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.