You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.
Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.