When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.

If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.

I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.

Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.