Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.