I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.

Men do not settle down. Men surrender.

I think it's better to have ideas.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.

I believe you got my property?