If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.

They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.

If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!

I learned pretty quickly that it's your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD. Education helps, but I've met failures who have Ph.D.s. I believe the hardest worker is always going to win.

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.