If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think?

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!