I like talking about subjects that aren't funny in the first place and making them funny. So anything down and depressing is something I'll talk about.
Chris RockMen lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"
Chris RockSuccess is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
Chris RockThe thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that when I do stand-up, nothing I talk about is funny. Everything is really sad and tragic and then I make it funny.
Chris RockRelationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because itโs hard to keep up the lie! โCause you canโt get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You canโt get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, youโre not meeting them. Youโre meeting their representative!
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