Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
George Bush hates midgets.
I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.
I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.