I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.

I do what I can do when I can do it.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.

All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.