I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"

I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation. No, no, no. UPS is hard work. I’ve done some animation and here's how easy it is. The easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, what’s the line? And the guy goes, it’s time to go to the store. And then I go, it’s time to go to the store. And then they gave me $1 million.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?