I had always been - everybody kind of likes comedy. I was very interested in comedy, beyond just liking it. I had friends that took apart radios; I wanted to take apart jokes.

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.

Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, "I can't even put gas in my plane!"

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.

When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.