I had always been - everybody kind of likes comedy. I was very interested in comedy, beyond just liking it. I had friends that took apart radios; I wanted to take apart jokes.

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.

Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.