Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.