Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think?

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.