Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !

Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.

Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.

The U.S government hates rap music

When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!

If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what they want to do. When you are raised by two parents, you are constantly watching compromise take place. Just by observing that, it made me a better person.