Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it's like this is where I need to be.

No, I want big ol' titties in my face!

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.

Men do not settle down. Men surrender.