Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.

There's a difference between racism and "I don't know any better. I'm clueless." Racism is like, "I'm trying to make you feel bad." That's racism.

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.