I never wanted to churn it out. Comedians tend to work all the time. They never put it down like musicians who might make an album then take three or four years off to recharge their batteries. Comedians tend to work straight through and they get stale because of that. Even when I didn't have a lot of money I never ever did it unless I had something new to say.

People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.

It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.