Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels like racism’s almost over. Because this is the last - this is the act up before the sleep. They’re going crazy. They’re insane. You want to get rid of them - and the next thing you know, they’re fucking knocked out. And that’s what’s going on in the country right now.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.

That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.

I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.