There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.

Hollywood's just not funny.

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.

It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.

Being a comedian is a lot like being an athlete. If you're Carl Lewis and you're the fastest, then no matter what you're the fastest.

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.