Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'
I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.
I always say there's no more little girls, just boys with breasts. Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They're predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.