White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.

I've told Michael Jackson jokes. If you got really technical, you could say those are jokes about child molestation. You could, if you got technical. A lot of this is just selective outrage because honestly, the audience are the ones that tell us that something shouldn't be spoken. The audience lets us know. And I've never, in my almost 30 years of being a comedian, seen a comedian continue to tell a joke that the audience doesn't respond to. I've never seen it.

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.

I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.