A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
I don't need a president with a bucket list!
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!