Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.

No, I want big ol' titties in my face!

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.