Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'
If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.
I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'