Learn how to cook. Read books that will educate you. Get an education. Get a career. And support yourself. And live in a section of town that isn't conducive to violence.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called me Piece of the Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, and Flintstones. Now they call me Mister Rock.

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.