People really cared more about women's hair. But nobody takes you seriously with Jheri curls is what we've deduced. If you got an Afro and you go "Fight the power" people will follow you. If you got a Jheri curl, people just laugh.

Learn how to cook. Read books that will educate you. Get an education. Get a career. And support yourself. And live in a section of town that isn't conducive to violence.

You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.

If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.