I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation. No, no, no. UPS is hard work. I’ve done some animation and here's how easy it is. The easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, what’s the line? And the guy goes, it’s time to go to the store. And then I go, it’s time to go to the store. And then they gave me $1 million.

Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.

People say, 'Why is he bored with her?' Because he's a human being, that's why; same way his wife is bored with him. That is marriage - anything that's supposed to be forever, your going to get bored with it. And there is nothing wrong with it, so don't take it personal; if you are with somebody for ten years and they are not bored with you? Then something is wrong with them.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.

Men do not settle down. Men surrender.

I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.