If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

Hollywood's just not funny.

People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.

I love black people, but I hate niggers.

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.