I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.

The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.