I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.

If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.