My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!

Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.

You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.

I don't need a president with a bucket list!