You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.

Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.

There's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.