You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.

If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

People really cared more about women's hair. But nobody takes you seriously with Jheri curls is what we've deduced. If you got an Afro and you go "Fight the power" people will follow you. If you got a Jheri curl, people just laugh.

The only reaction that frightens me is people not laughing. It's extraordinary to me when you get a laugh. That you can go in front of a bunch of people you never met before, you can say some stuff and they all laugh in unison - that's amazing. It's a miracle.

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.