You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.

Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.