The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.

Men are only as unfaithful as their options.

I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.