The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like "How do I make this stuff funny?"

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.