The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.

You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.

Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.

Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.

The U.S government hates rap music