Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they’re not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, "If you’d done that in the movie, you’d have won an Oscar, girl."

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.