Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.

Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

Being a comedian is a lot like being an athlete. If you're Carl Lewis and you're the fastest, then no matter what you're the fastest.

I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.

You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.