Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"

Money is the best lotion in the world.

If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.