Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law."

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.