Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?

When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.