Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

I pray there's a God...I know there's an Oprah.

There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.