Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

The U.S government hates rap music

You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.

When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.

I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!

Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it's like this is where I need to be.

America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.