Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

You know, you get famous and you work in these weird jobs and you don't have a lot in common with people. But once you have kids, you have everything in common with everybody.

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.

It's weird with stand-up comedy. It doesn't really translate worldwide. I want to figure out how do I make it worldwide. Do a special in Africa. Can't beat that. Pull that off, then I will have done something.

I think it's better to have ideas.