When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.
Hollywood's just not funny.
I get approached to do shows all the time. There's a lot of money in sitcoms, but I've never been the kind of guy who wanted to do one. I don't think people want to see me saying "Honey, I'm home." It's just not my thing.
If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!
You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.