Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is.