Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!

I live way below my means.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

Kennedy didn't beat Nixon. Satire beat Nixon.