You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.

Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"

Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.

The U.S government hates rap music

One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.