Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.

I love black people, but I hate niggers.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny.