I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.

Nobody's about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore. Nobody saves up enough for even an umbrella for a rainy day. It's sad. It really is a new form of slavery. We used to work to be able to afford material things. Now we work for these things. They're the boss. That house you can't afford, that car that's out of your price range, that cellphone that drains your bank account - that's your boss.

You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

Pretty girls have problems too.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.