Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you're writing and you're doubting. But when I'm with my kids and my family, it's all about them.

When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. Oh my God, they're $4 million in the hole.

Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.

America is the greatest country in the whole world.